“Jumper Cables for Shit-Starters" Ornament!

Need a Gift That Says What You're Really Thinking? 

Introducing the "Jumper Cables for Shit-Starters" Ornament!

Tired of boring holiday cheer? This year, ditch the generic gifts and give the gift of unfiltered humor with this one-of-a-kind, laser-engraved ornament. It's the perfect way to playfully call out that friend, family member, or coworker who always seems to kick off the drama.

Why You Need This Ornament:

• Instant Laughs: Features the unforgettable, slightly snarky quote: "I got you some JUMPER CABLES, since you like to start shit."

• Perfect Novelty Gift: Ideal for White Elephant exchanges, gag gifts, or for hanging proudly on your own tree as a holiday conversation starter.

• High Quality: Made from durable, lightweight material with a crisp, engraved design and finished with a festive hanging ribbon.

• Great Size: Approximately 4 inches in diameter—large enough to be clearly seen, but perfectly sized for any Christmas tree.

Product Details:

• Material: High-quality wood or acrylic (depending on your specific product)

• Size: Approx. 4" diameter

• Design: Engraved text, 3D-style jumper cables, and a small Christmas tree accent.

Don't wait! Give the gift that keeps on giving... a good chuckle.

(Disclaimer: Ornament does not actually include working jumper cables. Humor sold separately.)